The sea is a harsh mistress, with a wicked temper when she drinks.
I need a gold tooth.
If you wake up and you’re not in pain, you know you’re dead.– Russian Proverb (via ameliacarina)
That Awkward Moment
lolsofunny: When pretty girls check themselves out in every available bathroom mirror to make sure they are still pretty And I’m standing there, waiting to wash my hands like:
Fuck shit arse poo twat turd head.
AH WHAT IS MY MALFUNCTION?!
So i just bought a night light.
And i am ok with this! I am afraid of the dark. It makes me anxious. Well…Everything makes me anxious but the dark is my biggest fear. Like pitch black dark. Darkness is good..But not the pitch black kind. So anyways! I got a pumpkin head night light! My mum told me i should have got the stars night light (That shines stars on your roof.) And take some drugs then i will be sweet! (I do not...
French people having "Post-It Wars" with workers...
miguelofthedark: More here.
Maybe i should just stay a fatty pants and live in my room. Feeling everything is absolutely pointless at the moment.